Not only will I prove that an English bulldog is your best friend, I will prove that the English Bulldog is a better friend than your spouse.

If you do not wish to learn the truth stop reading now! If you are still reading, there is one test that will prove, without a doubt, that the most reliable, loving, friend in your life is your English Bulldog.

Take your spouse and your English Bulldog and lock them both in a closet.  Wait ten minutes and open the door.  See who will be glad to see you.